Online gaming

When talking to me on the headset:
I don't care if you breathe into the mic. I don't care if I hear you yelling at your kids while we're trying to play a game. I don't care if I hear every gunshot and explosion repeated because you have your TV up too loud. I don't care if you berate the way I play, in part because I probably do suck at whatever game we're playing. I don't care if you speculate wildly about my heritage and nocturnal activities, because I've had worse said to my face.

But please don't sing. You're not good at it. Even if you were, it would still sound like crap because of the bad audio quality. Simon Cowell is more likely to award Roseanne Barr a perfect 10 than offer you a recording contract. I will mute you and report you every time.